Home on the Range by Lynn Bywaters
Author Unknown
It’s okay if you’re a little bottom heavy.
Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.
Wearing white is always appropriate.
It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.
There’s nothing better than a foul weather friend.
You know you’ve made it when they write a song about you.
Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!
Don’t get too much sun.
There’s no stopping you once you’re on a roll.