Home on the Range by Lynn Bywaters

Author Unknown

It’s okay if you’re a little bottom heavy.


Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.


Wearing white is always appropriate.


It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.


There’s nothing better than a foul weather friend.


You know you’ve made it when they write a song about you.


Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!


Don’t get too much sun.


There’s no stopping you once you’re on a roll.